Basic
$0.00 / mo
- Access to nothing
- Occasional good vibes
- A button that does nothing
Pro
$0.00 / mo
- Everything in Basic
- Slightly bolder font
- Priority access to disappointment
Studio
$0.00 / mo
- All Pro features
- Ability to say “I'm in Studio tier”
- Invisible upgrade aura
Enterprise
$0.00 / mo
- Executive-level nothing
- Meetings with yourself
- Free virtual high-five